PAWPET SONG

I am a little Pawpet
The cutest on the internet
I have a show on Sunday
And everybody watches it

I bet you think it's easy
To be a furry cute thing
No one really cares as long as we look happy

But hands are in our asses
It's like we need Ex Laxes
We're loopy in the head from breathing Yappy's gases
We have to hold our breath and pray the Toaster crashes

My friends are filled with suffing
Their habits are disgusting
I could tell you more but I can't break the rating

I don't mean to complain now
But Ezra smells like dog chow
Tod sounds like his tongue is stapled into his mouth
Mutt can lick his own butt and we don't know how

(CHORUS)
Pawpets
We just sing and dance
We're not wearing pants
We will burn in Hell
Satan thinks we're swell

I haven't got the first clue
How Arthur got his paws fused
I don't know who Mach is screwing in the chat room

But it really makes my skin crawl
When Java eats his eyeballs
Devin gets his power from the magic 8 ball
Temp is crying now 'cause Rasvar's huming Barbie dolls

I wanted to work for Henson
But I some how wound up here
Everyone around me is just plain weird

I have to act retarded
For all the boys and girls
It's almost bad as working for Disney World

Shak just ate a whole cow
I think I'm going to puke now
Even Jimmy's grin can't force the bile down now
Run the credits soon before I hose the stage down

(CHORUS)